LilacFree (lilacfree) wrote,

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Summer Madness

With apologies to Sir Elton John:

It's a little bit sunny, the weather outside
There's plenty of trees but from heat you can't hide
I don't have much sunscreen but boy if I did
Even with those ultraviolet rays I could live

If I was a trainer, but then again, no
Or a designer who makes swimsuits for the fashion show
I know it's not much but it will cover you
There's only this thong so it'll have to do

And you can tell everyone you're wearing a thong
You can trust the spandex, it's really quite strong
I hope it doesn't bind,
I hope it doesn't bind but you know if it does
The Brazilian wax was worth it to show no fuzz

That's enough of that.
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