Oya is ES's kitty. Oya makes squeaky noises, especially when you pick her up. And because she's large and fluffy, picking her up is hard to resist. So, today, I picked her up, she squeaked, and I said, "Oh, Oya. The Love That Dares Not Squeak Its Name."
Not content with that, later, when I walked into the kitchen I was offered a mushroom by Dan, who asked, "Mushroom?" And I said, "#0." And he said, "What?" and I said, "What's the first room in any MUSH database? #0." I love it when people assist in their own punishment. Then I did the same thing to Emily, with malice aforethought.
I will edit this if I commit more havoc before midnight.